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Sunday, July 11, 2010 | Sunday, July 11, 2010
Read all these. Really, really, indeed light up my day (Cheerios! ^^)
1)we all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant
2)"I have a six pack" "Where?" "Hiding under my fat, hibernating"
3) Him - Did it hurt?
Her - Did what hurt?
Him - when you fell from heaven?
Her - Aww,your so sweet.
Him - Because your face is fucked up.
4) If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...
5) How do I look? Yeah, you look hot! From far away... At night... From behind...
6) "My house is boring." "So is mine." "Yah but you have food."
7) "JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA" "WTH?" "Dude I'm laughing in Spanish."
8) I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times..
9) Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids.
10) I run away when I press a toy at a store and it wont stop making noises.
11) "Hey I have a secret" "What?" "I cant tell you." "Then why did you tell me in the first place.
12) Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs......Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
13) I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
14) walking down stairs and forgetting what you were going to do -walk back up stairs to try and remember..
15) "Have you even CONSIDERED how dangerous this is?" "Yes." "Well, what happens if you mess up?" "I die. . . See, I thought about it!"
16) dont you just hate it when your mum says she wont be long and then shes like 4 hours.
17) "Did you get a hair cut?" "No i dyed the tips of my hair invisible"
18) User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: "I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
19) "911 whats your emergancy?" "...my peas touched my potatoes and gravy..arrest them."
20) so theres a like button. has anyone ever thought of a HATE button?
SERIOUSLY I LAUGH MY ASS OUT WHEN I CAME ACROSS ALL THESE SILLY QUOTES!!
