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Wednesday, September 15, 2010 | Wednesday, September 15, 2010
i blast into laughters when i saw this.....
1)
Boy: Dad, How was I born?
Dad: well , son your mom & I got together at "Yahoo".
we set up a date via "E-Mail" & met in "CyberCafe"
your mom agreed to "Download Data" from my "Pen Drive".
So I put it in ur moms USB Port & just when I was about to "Transfer",
We realised that non of Us Had ..."Installed"
A Antivirus or Firewall. It was too late to hit "Cancel" nine months
Later A "Pop-Up" appeared saying "You Have Got A MALE"
2)
BOY: you know, you are A B C D E F G H I J K?
GIRL: what does it mean?
BOY: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot!
GIRL: so sweet! how about I J K?
BOY: I'm Just Kidding!
3)
Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Can you give me the formula for water?’’
Student: ‘‘H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-.’’
Chemistry Teacher: ‘‘Where did you get an idea like that?’’
Student: ‘‘You told us the other day it was H to O.’’
4)
An elephant asked a camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?"
The camel replied: "Thats a pretty dumb question coming from someone with a dick on his face"
5)
Teacher: Expand (a+b)(a+b)
Student: ( a + b ) ( a + b )
(LAUGHS!!!!! hope everyone enjoy hahahaha)
